Which nicknames will play the biggest role this season?

Lastings "Pillage your Village" Milledge.

Olliver "Ollie by Golly" Perez.

Mike "Bats in my" Pelfrey.

Scott "Go on with the" Schoenewies...

These are my picks for impact player of the Mets year.

Anderson "Whiffer" Hernandez

Reuben Gotay "Buckwheat"

Reuben "Sandwich" Sierra...

These guys will have no impact whatsoever.

"Grandpa" Moises Alou

Phil Humber "Pie"

Damion "Goes down" Easley...

Mike "Do the drapes match the" Carp

These guys are on the fence. I have no idea what they'll do.

Book it.