From the New York Times, 4/08/06:

"Beltran said yesterday that he was pleased with his decision to ultimately wave to the fans from the dugout steps.

"Well, I went out," Beltran said. "I just took my time. Like I say, at the beginning, I don't feel like doing it, but I just put myself in the situation of what would God have done in a situation like that. You know, I'm a Christian guy, and after getting booed the first two days, and all of a sudden you come through and get a hit and all of a sudden they want you to go out in a curtain call, I put myself right there and I do believe God would have gone out."

Are you there God? It's me, Carlos.

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