I just wanted to pass along this description I got in my junk mail from an autograph company. This is the Mets' starting rightfielder (the guy who remembered how to hit, but forgot how to catch in the playoffs). He's only 14 HRs away!!

"Shawn Green, recently acquired outfielder for the New York Mets, has agreed to an exclusive multiyear deal with Locker Room Memorabilia. Green, is the type of guy that can carry a team when he is hot.
 

Green received praise in the Jewish religion for sitting out a game to observe Yom Kipper while the Dodgers were in a pennant race. Now he is closing in on two major goals. Helping the Mets reach the World Series, and passing Hank Greenberg as the All Time Major League Baseball Jewish Home Run Leader. (only 14 home runs away)"